Mr. Metropolitan is the de-facto advice columnist and intrepid investigative reporter for zwINK, as well as an utterly original member of the Zwinky team. As a self-proclaimed expert and commentator, he's always eager to offer his opinion on just about any topic imaginable - whether you'd like to hear it or not.
Upon graduating from one of the world's leading educational institutions, Mr. Metropolitan tried his hand at journalism by taking a job as Sports Editor and General Beat Reporter at a local newspaper in his hometown. He left the job several years later, fearing he could no longer be objective about the insipid people and mind-numbingly boring events he covered.
Mr. Metropolitan enjoys writing, reading, movies and watching hours of mindless television. He claims to be an expert in many different fields, including gaming, gadgets, sports, movies, TV and music. As a result, he likes to spend his time giving advice to any Zwinky who seeks it by sending him a Znote and letting his opinion known on a wide variety of topics...including people that just might rub him the wrong way in Zwinktopia.
Mr. Metro's Least Favorite Things About 2009 01/10/2010
Opening Up the Holiday Mailbag! 12/25/2009
A Tasty Thanksgiving Mailbag 11/16/2009
It's a Mr. Metropolitan Lovefest! 10/28/2009
A Different Kind of Mailbag 06/30/2009
The Most Infectious Mailbag...Ever! 05/11/2009
Mr. Metropolitan's Spring Mailbag Cleaning 03/26/2009
A Valentine's Mailbag You're Sure to Love 02/15/2009
Opening Up the Holiday Mailbag 12/25/2008
