Hello my beauties!

Wow, it feels like years since we've caught up with each other. And I certainly owe you an explanation of where I've been...and, as always, it's a story! But first, I cannot thank you enough for crowning me your advice queen! How could a girl not be totally flattered by such kindness and adoration? Plus, it feels darn good to finally prove to Mr. Metropolitan that I know my stuff!

So I promise to live up to this honor and keep delivering my delicious words of wisdom anytime you need it! And to the naysayers out there (you know who you are)... well, sour grapes aren't tasty for anyone!

Now, onto where I've been the last several months. As many of you know, I was involved in a hot and heavy relationship for quite a while. He was charming, debonair, easy on the eyes... you know the drill. But I realized that things were getting a bit too serious too quickly. I'm a girl who cannot be rushed into anything. Face it... it takes me hours just to decide what to wear on a date! Imagine how long I need to really determine if a guy is "the one". So needless to say, I went on a bit of an excursion around the world...shopping, exploring, dancing the night away... all to clear my pretty little head.

But now I'm back, and it's decision time. Mr. Wonderful wants to know where we go from here. And I'm not sure what to tell him yet...maybe giving you some much needed guidance will shift my decision making power into high gear! And since I've been MIA for so long, I'm supersizing this mailbag just for you!

An Anonymous User asks: How come NOBODY sees you out in Zwinktopia! You always say in your blog Oh I went to go get coffee with Mr. Metropolitan or went to the park or something. But no one claims they ever see you! That's a little bit crazy!!!!!! -Love your work, Hope to see you out in Zwinktopia ( I am usually getting my tan at the beach). Lol Byee :)

Well aren't you sweet, princess. Now you know why I haven't been out and about lately. But I promise to be checking in more often! As for coffee with Mr. Metropolitan...well, I'd be happy to sit down with him over some java... as soon as he finally admits defeat. In other words, I wouldn't hold my breath for that!

xxtiffianyxx589: Hi Miss Thang, I'm so confused. I like a guy but he barely notices me. We act all cool around each other and he always has like 20 girls around him but no girlfriend. I've always wanted to ask him out but couldn't work up the nerve. PLEASE HELP!

It sounds like Mr. Popularity has quite the following. There could be a number of reasons why he's unattached. He could be quite happy with his single status or maybe he hasn't found the right lady yet. However, the only way you'll know is if you take the plunge and go for it. So what's the best way to do that? Start with a Znote and see how he responds. Propose to hang out together one-on-one and let the sparks fly... that is, if there is a flame!

whats_a_username: hi miss thang, i have a big problem. I'm in love with 2 guys and they're both dating someone else, and they're both my best friends. one of them used to like me, and the other one is gay. idk which one i love more or if i don't love either of them... every time i see one of them with their bf/gf i die a little bit inside... what should i do?

Hmm...I don't doubt that a part of you is into these guys, but to be completely honest, I think you may love the fact that they are unavailable and therefore a challenge. In other words, these boys are off limits, and that makes you want them even more. My advice? Don't waste your time. You are only going to torture yourself. Get out there and meet some new boys. You may find yourself feeling better faster than you think!

maymay512: miss___thang, I luv your blogs and really need some relationship advice right now. Ok,I dated this guy for a while... and then we broke up. It's been months and months. But, I really want to get back together with him, but I'm afraid he'll have moved on or forgotten me. what should i do? all the boyfriends i have had after him don't make me feel as special or as happy as I was with this guy. I really need your advice. thanks so much!

Thanks May! Before I can tell you anything, my dear, I would need to know who initiated the break up and what circumstances caused such a tragic event. If you are the heart breaker, then you may have to work some magic to get things back on track. If you were the unassuming victim in all this, well, you can try your luck at repairing things, but you can't force it. Either way, you have nothing to lose by giving it all you got. Good luck, sweets.

princessjen55: Hi miss thang before i start i love your words of advice and your blog is wonderful ok here's my problem I dumped my boyfriend because i was going to work at a summer job and couldn't get on now I'm done with my summer job and im looking for a for a boyfriend that loves me and understands what i have to say can you give me some tips thank you i really want a boyfriend. THANKS SO MUCH.

I never get tired of flattery! I have one piece of advice for you, and I sure hope you follow it. BE YOURSELF! If a guy doesn't like you for who you are, then he's just not worth it. And you'll find him... when the time is right.

bubbles785: Hello miss thang! i really want you to help me! There is this guy who loves me and i love him too! he is very loving and cute but wherever he goes he starts to talk with girls not romantic but he just says funny things to them and stuff and the girls think that he wants to get in a relationship with them! i admit i get jealous at times but what to do? should i break up with him although i don't want to! plzzz help me.

It all breaks down to whether or not his behavior is intentional. Some guys are natural flirters... they don't even realize they are doing it. Sad, but true. Other guys are just dogs, plain and simple. They want to have their cake and eat it too (and their brownies, pies... basically anything on the yummy side). You've got to let him know how you feel, and see how he reacts. Give him a chance to change his behavior. But make sure to ask yourself a question first... am I the jealous type?

Alright, I'm off. I still have lots of fun fall shopping to do. Hopefully it will put me in a good mood and make it easier for me to decide a final course of action when it comes to my man. Don't forget to drop me a line or look for me in Zwinktopia. I'll be the one with the expensive taste! Later loves!