Oh sweetie pies, my mailbag is overflowing! I simply can't hold onto all this juicy advice any longer. You know me...sharing my infinite wisdom about all things amorous is second nature. And frankly, I save my most precious tidbits for my favorite Zwinksters...you!

Let's get knee deep into the dating dish, stat! (As you can see, Miss Thang learned a bit of medical lingo from a steamy McDreamy of her own...but that's another story entirely... )

-4rtist-: Hey miss thang, i got a bff who is having relationship problems. see, their bf is dating online with another girl but in real life he is dating my friend. Is that considered cheating?

Umm...does Miss Thang have an uber-packed social calendar? The answer to both questions is unequivocally YES! Why is he sampling other dishes when he's already got a tasty treat right in front of him? The fact is, if he's happy with his real life boo, then there is no reason he should be trolling the Web for cyber hotties. You may want to chat with your girl and give her the goods on this two-faced typist.

pieblue31: hi miss thang. i like a guy and i think he likes me back but i am too scared around him to show my real feelings. what should i do???

Love is a risky game, hon. You put your heart out there without knowing what the consequences may be. But boy, is it worth it when it those fabulous feelings are returned! Let Miss Thang make it a little easier for you. Find common ground with your soon-to-be boy toy. Do you share the same taste in movies, food or books? Get the convo going and see where it takes you. And when in doubt, throw a compliment his way. Good luck!

glitterrox123: miss_thang, i'm going to a different school in the fall. what i'm really freaked out about is lunch. i mean, i know how to get a lunch but what table do i sit at? i did have some friends that were popular last year. i think i had 7 bffs last year...but i had quite a few other friends that weren't popular but one friend was popular in a totally nice way. she has a heart as big as zwinky...plz tell me how to survive my new school!

Wow glitterrox, that's quite the sitch. Heading into a new school can be tough business, but fortunately Miss Thang can help ease the squeeze. First thing's first...on your first day, wear an outfit you feel smokin' in. Why? Well, confidence is key, and if you feel as beautiful as you'll look, it will make everything seem ten times easier. From there, you gotta just be yourself, sweetie pie. I know it sounds cliche, but think about how hard it's going to be to keep a charade going. Besides, it sounds like you had a cool crew at your last school. There's no reason to believe this place will be any different. Let me know how it goes!

paige_viller: Excuse me Miss Thang, I would like to try and become part of your team...If you accept me as a member, I would gratefully report everything abusive I see. I could also make some clothes, hair and furniture we could sell to the Zwinksters. I really hope that you all great people could understand why I wanna join. I just wanna report everything I see. (Well, not everything). Please Miss Thang, i've always wanted to be part of yours.

First off, paige, you sound super psyched about Zwinky, and you know how much I adore our fantastic fans. Thank you, love. Believe it or not, this is actually Miss Thang's full-time gig...how I pay the bills for my designer duds and cool convertible! (Nothing like a little wind in your hair, right ladies?!) But that doesn't mean that our most loyal lovahs don't deserve something special. Stay tuned for some rockin' rewards coming soon!

It's that time, ladies and gents. Gotta run! But keep those questions coming, and if you see me in Zwinktopia, stop over and show me your pretty face!

Later, loves! XOXO

Miss Thang