Hello my darlings! It's so very nice to see you again now that we are in 2009! Out with the old and in with the new and hopefully more exciting year, if you ask me. My end to 2008 was simply a bore. I agreed to go on a blind date with this guy who was a total drag. He kept telling me about all the money he lost in the stock market in 2008, which I soon found out was code for "We are so going Dutch tonight!"

Fine, so you are a bit challenged in the wallet department. Miss Thang is so not a snob. But get a little creative, no? Cook me a nice meal or something. And always keep this in mind: I need to be WINED and dined, not WHINED and dined. Don't bother calling if you don't know the difference.

Anyway, onto more important things like your burning questions. I know you've got plenty of them so let's get to it!

bella_9411: Hi Miss__Thang. I have a question about my relationship and its urgent. I REALLY like my bf but....He's been gone for awhile so... should I move or wait for a little more to see if he comes back? I am so confused. I need urgent help. But I REALLY love him but I don't know if he's coming back, so I need advice. What should I do???

Bella, beautiful, love can make us do crazy things. It's almost as if it takes some weird hold over us, kind of like the way I feel when Prada goes on sale. You find yourself making decisions that may not always be in your best interest (which is likely why I have a closet full of bags I don't ever use.) Point is, if you are going to move, do it for you, not for a guy – because, unfortunately, there are no guarantees in life. At the very least, be open with your beau and make sure you are on the same page. 'Cause it can't get much worse than giving it all for someone who's giving you nothing.

vote_sammeh: Miss__Thang, I have a problem. My boyfriend was cheating on me and I gave him one more chance. He blew it. I really liked him and can't get over him. This other guy I liked asked me out and I said "No" because I liked my ex and do you think I did something wrong?

Oh sweetie, I can tell you've got it bad for this guy, but honestly, he's the one who is just plain bad. It's really easy to get caught in a web of deceit, but remember, that web is created by a little insect looking to make you miserable. Strong words I know, but I have to say I'm tired of seeing all these incredible ladies losing sleep over losers! Now, if I were you, I would definitely give this new guy a chance. Call him and ask him to hang out sometime. It's time you realize how wonderful you are, and give a worthy guy that same opportunity.

ener-g: Hi Miss Thang, I wanted 2 know if u could help me. I really liked this guy and we had been going out 4 a long time and I felt like something was, well , sorta old. I needed a change so I told him I wanted 2 be by myself for a while and 1 week later I realized I still liked our relationship. But he asked out my bff! She knows that I love him and will tell him whatever I told her to and I explained I was trying not 2 be bossy, but please say no. She said yes! I was so mad she stabbed me in the back, but we're sorta over it, but I still am in love with him. Do I wait forever?

That is certainly a situation that would drain anyone's energy! Okay, so here's the quick and dirty of it all. When you decided to set your man free, you gave him reign to date whomever he chooses. Now, personally, I think it was a mean girl move for your so-called best friend to date this guy despite your objections. However, if you can get past that, I guess Miss Thang can too.

As far as winning back your man goes, it may not be easy. But then again, what really is these days? If you want it, you are going to have to fight for it and show Prince Charming that you no longer believe him to be a frog. Just don't be surprised if you end up with some warts to show for it.

Alright kids, gotta get back to gallivanting. It's cold out there and Miss Thang needs the perfect guy to warm her heart. See you soon!