You all know me as Zwinky's resident dating diva, a lady who knows all the ins and outs of how to make your most randy relationships work. Well, I would not be living up to this well-earned title if I didn't share some of my most important advice... and that's how to keep your scandalous little self safe while playing the field.

Let's face it... relationships are dangerous enough as is. In fact, Miss Thang has found herself mending a broken heart or two back in the day. (Hard to believe, I know, but in the end, I realized how much better off I was without those losers!) But pairing off in Zwinktopia brings another level of complication into the mix, and to quote Jordan Sparks, you gotta "get your armor" if you want to stay safe on the battlefield of love. You said it, girl!

Lucky for you, I happen to come equipped with surefire tips that will not only keep you safe, but may actually make you an even more attractive catch. So check this out:

Never give out your digits, address or real name.

Trust is always a tricky thing in relationships... and in a virtual world. The fact is, it's never 100 percent clear that the Zwinkster you are talking to is exactly who they say they are. So even if a Hottie or Cutie says all the right things and is steamier than a five-alarm fire, you can't always be sure if it's really true.

And as I've said a million times before, anyone who pressures you to anything just isn't cool. So, if someone tries to push you into giving out your personal info, that's a definite sign that something's off. Thinking you'll lose that loving feeling if you don't put the goods out there? You'd be surprised at how a little mystery can go a long way. Just ask my man! ;)

Never meet anyone in person outside of Zwinky.

Same rules apply here, sweeties. Zwinktopia is a place where anything can happen (and usually does). But step outside, and you never know what you could end up finding. As unfortunate as it may seem, lies come in all shapes and sizes. And as incredible as that Hottie may seem to you in the confines of Java Jolt, he or she could appear to be quite different at your local coffee hideaway...or perhaps even dangerous. So, keep the courtship here, and find fun ways to explore the world. Try something new...perhaps a picnic in the Park or shopping for matching wall art in Zloft. (How utterly chic!) Creativity can set the stage for long-term love!

If a certain Zwinkster just can't take a hint, let us know.

No one likes to be rejected, but it happens to all of us at one time or another. (Yes, even Miss Thang... but clearly the guy had no idea of the major mistake he was making.)

Always let the interested party down as gently as possible. Some take the news with the utmost maturity, while others have a harder time and may throw a tantrum or five. But let's say your former flame takes it one step further and simply won't leave you alone. If you start receiving nasty notes, threats or anything of the sort, time to let us know. Just click the Report Abuse button and Customer Service will take care of business.

Bottom line? Canoodle cautiously. And make sure you keep private details to yourselves. After all, a little confidentiality never hurt anyone... but TMI certainly could. Have fun my loves, and stay safe!