All over the known universe, people are greeting one another with a heaaaaarrrrrty "Ahoy!" Basically, this is just an excuse to talk silly all day. And I, for one, wholeheartedly endorse it.

And, if you know me at all, then you know I like to take things a step faaaaarrrrrther. So what I suggest we all do is get into our wardrobe costumes to don our pirate gaaaaarrrrrb then head to Z's Greetings to send out a few e-caaaaarrrrrds.

Yup, there are a few that speak to this very occasion!