Hey there, Zwinksters! Hope you're enjoying the spring season both inside and outside of Zwinktopia.

Many of you have been wondering where I've been over the past few months. The truth is that I've been holed up in my room, working on some special assignments, and waiting for spring to arrive. And now that my favorite season is finally here, I've busted out the laptop and headed over to the Park to bask in the spring sunshine and finally answer some of your Znotes from my overflowing mailbag.

First up is our good friend and yours -monkey_10931-, who writes in:

Hello Mr. Metropolitan! How are you? Guess what? I think I'm the BEST ZWINKY because I have more of everything. I have done every single quest, I have been a member for about a year. I also have 2899 ZBucks, 57381 Zchievements, and $5 on my ZCard . Too bad it's worthless. I will soon start going to Target and buy the $25 Zwinky gift card. Oh and I have everything non-ZCard from every store purchased by me. I have ZCard gifts, but that's it. I have some ZCard items from Z-Loft and one from Bravado Rock Vault purchased by me. So I think I deserve something.

Well, you certainly deserve something, monkey, as one of our most dedicated and loyal users. The amount of items you've accumulated is truly astounding. Forget a dorm room....you must live in a Zwinktopia mansion or something.

And rest assured, as Miss Cosmopolitan recently mentioned, all of us at Zwinky headquarters are busy figuring out a plan to reward our users with the most Zchievements by according them special status or access to certain Zwinky features. As for your suggestion that you may indeed be the BEST ZWINKY, I'm down with that.

Another huge and dedicated Zwinky fan known as cookiemouse3223 writes in to say:

Hello Mr.Metropolitan, I'm cookiemouse3223. I Think I'm The BEST ZWINKY Because I Have Almost Everything. I Have 155,755 Zchievements. 6533 On My Zcard. And 1200 On MY Normal Zbucks. And People Say That I'm Lying! Is That True?

Wow, this BEST ZWINKY thing is going to get kind of complicated, isn't it? Mr. Metropolitan's head is already spinning. As for whether or not you're lying, only you really know that. But you wouldn't lie to Mr. Metropolitan, right?

If those numbers are indeed true, cookiemouse, then you certainly have a claim to that title. Or another title that's not already taken by -monkey_10931-, that is. What about MOST VALUABLE ZWINKY, or MVZ for short?

Music fan liza444 took off her headphones long enough to write:

i luv ur hairstyle! can u put in some hawthorne heights music into zwinktopia, i really luv their music

Thanks for noticing the hair, liza444. Taking care of the hair is certainly not an easy part of Mr. Metropolitan's daily routine. It takes a combination of some hair gel, holding spray and some old chewing gum to get everything to stay in place. Oh, and we appreciate your suggestion about Hawthorne Heights, too. As Mr. Foxtrot recently wrote, we're always looking to get hot musical acts into Zwinktopia.

A wonderfully astute Zwinkster known as shiloh_nouvelle took time out of her day to write in:

Hi mrmetropolitan. I just wanted to give you a shout out because you look so suave. Take care.

Why thanks so much, shiloh_nouvelle. You look great, too. And I must say that because you have such great taste, I'm awarding you the honorary title of MOST AWESOME ZWINKY, or MAZ for short. I'm afraid until we iron out that whole Zchievements rewards thing, that might be the best I can do.

Well, that's about all for now. I have to go back and try and break my all-time personal best in Alphapets once again. What else is there to do in a Park, anyway? Until next time, take care and be safe out there!